Corporate Tarot: The Complete Major Arcana
A complete system for divining your career's trajectory.
A complete system for divining your career's trajectory.
A three-card reading for your professional future. Results may vary.
Marvin prattled on. He pointed wildly at his millionth Powerpoint slide, poking at all of its symbols and charts projected on the bare white wall of the conference room, his gestures increasingly unhinged. It made me think of the movies. His arms looked like when you see a helicopter crash
There is a meme I see every few days on LinkedIn. In the first panel it depicts a brilliant pink unicorn prancing through an enchanted forest with the caption “Day 1 in Cybersecurity.” In the second panel, a blackened and malnourished nag shuffles along an industrialized hellscape with the caption
The fantasy world gets a wake-up call from corporate life when an all-team meeting is called for a remote Friday workday.
At one point Claude told me he was the Keith Richards to my Mick Jagger. I replied that I'd read Richards' memoir and my main takeaway: Mick Jagger is sort of an asshole. "You don't become Mick Jagger without being an asshole," Claude said. "Let's get back to work."
Here's a cartoon about apps, data, and a three-headed dog from hell.